So for a while I used to be overdramatic and say “mistakes were made”, but then that evolved into saying “I’ve made a mistake” in a tone of shocked realisation, but this economy has forced me to be more brief and make more errors, so now I just announce “MISTAKE” whenever appropriate.
Fever is a hilarious immune response. Our bodies tell the disease “hey, wanna see which one of us dies of overheating first? No? Too bad.” and honestly they’re not even the winners a decent chunk of the time but it works often enough that we never evolved it away or anything. Fantastic work.
